"I'm a Noob" - Minecraft Parody (Music Video)

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Most nights, I stay up building awful structures.
Most people laugh as they see.
Most nights, I try to build an awesome castle.
Even creepers take pity.

But I try my best, I still build these awfully
I'm easily a professional noob.
I tried to bake a cake. It killed my girlfriend.
Sulfur doesn't go, in A cake.

This is it now, it is time. Time to fix this crime.
Why don't I break this down already?
I can't even build myself a house.
My girlfriends a zombie spouse.
I'm almost ready to just give in.

And there I see. A builder whose got years on me. He's making things out of redstone in seconds.

I aim to be. Like this guy whose a mystery. I gotta a train so I can be.. Be.. be..
Most nights, Ironically a pig will punch me.
Only to try steal my bacon
Most nights I'll stay up fixing all my structures.
So maybe the creepers will target me.

Then I see him coming, over the mountains.
I swear I could hear the angels, sing.
He brings a pickaxe, its made of diamonds.
Puts out his hand, and gives its to me.

I can see your having problems with your house.
Take some tips from me, and

Hey man, take this pick.
I can see your having your problems with all of this.
well the secret lies in more of this. (Diamonds)
Its shiny and it helps, how could it be better?
So head into the mines and be ready to hack.
Through all of the caves and mine shafts.
Cause from now on, I decree you hense be known.
As a minecraft pro so go and pawn.

And so now I'm running with diamond swords,
slashing at all the hordes.
I sit on my throne made of villagers.
I rule this world with all my might.
The creepers attack at night.
Right now, I know. I'm not a noob.

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Author Andy Vu (1 month)
How is he a noob when he has emerald ore and end portal frames?

Author Milo s (1 month)
Like if your watching in 2015

Author Mgs2010Bloodknight (2 months)
been playing since alpha suck it skrubs >:3

Author CutiePie2001 PlayzGamez (4 months)
This is sad, I don't make fun of noobs, I help them. I don't really like
this video, no ones a noob. They just are not as good as other players, I
don't make fun of noobs, and you guys shouldn't either....who agrees with
me? Well, there has to be someone that cares about people and noobs. At
least 1 person.

Author Superdupernoob YTchannel (1 month)
I am a noob, and when I realized it, I became used to it, now I have a
YouTube channel called Superdupernoob, I am probably the first person who
is proud of being a noob

Author K Gasimov (2 months)
Now i'm a minecraft pro, but i remember that feeling, when you play the
full version for the first time, and discover lots of stuff. That
feeling...a mix of excitement and look up everything on the wiki
or on youtube...i want that feeling back. I know almost everything about
minecraft, i'm good with redstone, i know how to find diamonds easily. I
remember how i discovered the pressure plate. I was making a path from my
(dirt) house-thingy to a ravine i found, with pressure plates, cuz' they
kinda look like those path thingy's right? Then i stepped on one of them,
and the door opened up. I was like : ERRMARRGURRD KILL IT WITH FIJAAAAH
WIIIIITCHCRAAAAAFTTT!! I want that feeling back. I love that feeling.

Author ωєвкιηzℓυνєяѕ333 (17 days)
what is this a parody of?

Author Useless info channel (21 day)
"Most people laugh as they see"
Thats me watching this vid XDDD

Author The Clan Of Gaming (1 month)
his a pro he got the portal

Author devon klotz (2 months)
It was sad. I like it. But I don't make fun of noods. No one is a nood.

Author dalmation black (5 months)
That guy isn't a noob. He has an enchantment table, and managed to get
himself a silk touch pick because his house has emerald and lapis ore.

Author The Cool One Guy (3 months)
(LISTIN) Noobs Aren't Great But they're Awesome I Love This Video But I
Don't Make Fun Of Noobs I Love Noobs And They Rule At Playing Minecraft (

Author David Meechan (1 month)
How did he get a girlfriend if he is a noob

Author MakeMyCakeSteak (5 days)
HES NOT A NOOB! He has ender portal frames and emerald ores. Thats not

Author The Mod (1 month)
I agree with CutiePie2001 PlayzGamez.

Author Shirley Strickland (1 month)
Hey we all start as noobs don't you think so ha 👅

Author محمد سعد (2 months)
شايع لازم تشوف ذي

Author Life_ With_mady (1 month)
You were never alone everyone's a noob once 

Author Gerardo Castillo (16 days)
Oh the old days of being a noob I miss them I just want to go back to those

Author jaci0515 (23 days)
If your a minecraft noob watching this video,don't be sad be unice
And specil you are awesome you build cool strucksures out of random blocks
so don't worry you are SPECIL 

Author GappleTime (4 months)
How do you make cake?

Author Julia Clark (1 month)
Tiffany + minecraft = i am a noob

Author Marge First (4 days)
I love the song plz subsrib me.

Author Maung Nge (8 days)
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Author Jadkinsa1 (12 days)
Original song?

Author khaw kung (24 days)
what is actual song no parody

Author salma nekmard (1 month)
I agree to cutiepie what she/he said 

Author SuperAwesomeMan (16 days)
what is the name of the original song? I used to love the original song but
can't remember the name

Author Cerberus Jack (5 months)
lol just played the minecraft demo on pc, and i loved it! lol i hope to
get it soon, probally on the ps3 since my computer stinks XD ended up
making my base underground with alot of torches and doors it was so cool,
until after finding diamonds and redstone and gold, i got greedy and ended
up in lava and lost it all XD lmao cant wait to see what else minecraft has
in store for me ^^

Author esdelpjr (23 days)
How did a noob get emerald, enchanting tables, ores, and Ect?

Author k cain (1 month)

Author Armin is stalking you (1 month)
I'm kind of like this guy but I play in creative and take everything and
then I play survival does that make me a noob and when I don't play
creative I play survival and make a dirt House 

Author KK Kaopua (1 day)
Why Captainsparklez?

Author Theminecraftcat (2 months)
wait creepers are supust to atake you {joke}

Author Hilba Carazo (1 month)
They have no right to talk i use to be a noob but i was helped and now i
help them and they become a pro

Author NoobPlaysYT (1 day)
I am a noob i dont care what people say im still a noob

Author Ugnius Zukas (4 days)
I like this video but i not like noob i am pro in minecraft and my nickname
is SuperMobsLT 

Author Jeff Plays (1 day)
Man this song reminds me back when I was a nOob :,) them good times

Author Yuriko Fukusima (23 days)
I thought it is a parody of I'm blue. -.-

Author Janina Flambouras (8 days)
Sorry it's so sad

Author Joel Jarv (6 days)
I am noob <:-(

Author Nikki Doten (23 days)
I care about noobs I help them be a better person anyone who makes fun of
noobs they should stop it's kean

Author Gaming Jr. (22 hours)
This is sad D:

Author Julian Vd Heide (7 days)
Darude Sandstorm

Author Joe Garuba (3 days)
When I searched Honey I'm good minecraft parody this popped up but it's an
entirely different song

Author Apple Jack (12 days)
What song it this

Author Rohan 2003 (27 days)
This song was the frist soug I watch in that year

Author Itzty Gaming (3 months)
Memories from when I was a noob:'')

Author CruiseProGaming EU (8 days)
Lol mercy for noobs :( Xd

Author Phant0m Foxy (18 days)
i used to like this and then i became the end

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