"I'm a Noob" - Minecraft Parody (Music Video)

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Most nights, I stay up building awful structures.
Most people laugh as they see.
Most nights, I try to build an awesome castle.
Even creepers take pity.

But I try my best, I still build these awfully
I'm easily a professional noob.
I tried to bake a cake. It killed my girlfriend.
Sulfur doesn't go, in A cake.

This is it now, it is time. Time to fix this crime.
Why don't I break this down already?
I can't even build myself a house.
My girlfriends a zombie spouse.
I'm almost ready to just give in.

And there I see. A builder whose got years on me. He's making things out of redstone in seconds.

I aim to be. Like this guy whose a mystery. I gotta a train so I can be.. Be.. be..
Most nights, Ironically a pig will punch me.
Only to try steal my bacon
Most nights I'll stay up fixing all my structures.
So maybe the creepers will target me.

Then I see him coming, over the mountains.
I swear I could hear the angels, sing.
He brings a pickaxe, its made of diamonds.
Puts out his hand, and gives its to me.

I can see your having problems with your house.
Take some tips from me, and

Hey man, take this pick.
I can see your having your problems with all of this.
well the secret lies in more of this. (Diamonds)
Its shiny and it helps, how could it be better?
So head into the mines and be ready to hack.
Through all of the caves and mine shafts.
Cause from now on, I decree you hense be known.
As a minecraft pro so go and pawn.

And so now I'm running with diamond swords,
slashing at all the hordes.
I sit on my throne made of villagers.
I rule this world with all my might.
The creepers attack at night.
Right now, I know. I'm not a noob.

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Author LPS NightSkies (1 month)
This is sad, I don't make fun of noobs, I help them. I don't really like
this video, no ones a noob. They just are not as good as other players, I
don't make fun of noobs, and you guys shouldn't either....who agrees with
me? Well, there has to be someone that cares about people and noobs. At
least 1 person.

Author ghast girl (5 months)
maybe he was in creative when he had all that cool ores and stuff XD

Author Cerberus Jack (2 months)
lol just played the minecraft demo on pc, and i loved it! lol i hope to
get it soon, probally on the ps3 since my computer stinks XD ended up
making my base underground with alot of torches and doors it was so cool,
until after finding diamonds and redstone and gold, i got greedy and ended
up in lava and lost it all XD lmao cant wait to see what else minecraft has
in store for me ^^

Author Jason Rae Punzalan (5 days)
What is the original song? It's not in the description

Author Kennedy Jensen (5 days)
Never mind I did work on it And now I'm good at this

Author LPS NightSkies (29 days)
I mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ade you wipe your screen with my pen I have and it is

Author Hayden L. (1 day)
if he's a noob how did he get EMERALD ore for his house or an ENCHANTING

Author Gabriel Ferdinandsson (2 months)
I mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ade you wipe your screen.

Author Jovert Sumagang (6 days)
Sometimes when you build bad structures that means you don't know how yet
but you will just keep on practicing and you'll get better at building a
castle,town and other cool stuff

Author THE COOL ONE BUDDY (5 days)
(LISTIN) Noobs Aren't Great But they're Awesome I Love This Video But I
Don't Make Fun Of Noobs I Love Noobs And They Rule At Playing Minecraft (

Author PickChickMC (1 month)
Lol this feels so old, like an old classic or something xP

Author Hannah Read (4 days)
Redstone creative building I am a noon at building

Author Kennet Mathisen (8 days)
I dont think hi is a noob, becuas if you can get your hands on ender portal
frames you are easyli a pro

Author Chilln' BillCraft (8 days)
0:14 I'm just wondering how he got an enchantment table.

Author Anuj Simanggaida (2 days)
It takes days of practice maybe year's😢

Author Foxy The Pirate Fox (7 days)
Pause it at 47 seconds and you see another steve

Author dalmation black (2 months)
That guy isn't a noob. He has an enchantment table, and managed to get
himself a silk touch pick because his house has emerald and lapis ore.

Author GappleTime (1 month)
How do you make cake?

Author ToastyWaffles (4 months)
who's that guy at 0:48 not the on the right side

Author Jovert Sumagang (6 days)
The sad part was when people laugh at his structures 

Author NinjaBlueCat (17 days)
XD omfg u NOOB !! U can't make a house wait what did u put in the cake O_O

Noob's gf died from cake

Me:whaaaaat '___'

Author Captain ChariZZma (1 month)
This song is wonderfull😍😍😭😭😭😪😪

Author juanita Sanchez (6 days)
n00b nOOb nobby noob noob nobbitn noob nib new noob

Author Tracy Flok (27 days)
ya i agree but what was funny was on the grave it said he only lived for 3
years!! hahaha!!!

Author Matchman Echo (6 days)
Ja is nich lustig

Author Braedon Keller (1 month)
OMG I remember this i searched it up to remember the old days with dom I
saw this like everyday in 2013 and 2012 I used to rap with the part where
he rapped 

Author Sean Zimmerman (23 days)
The recording is bull shit and the vocals could be much beftter i don't
like it personally

Author Derpninja (2 months)
How is he a noob? He had a girlfriend, (well then she died but that's
besides the point), you would have to be super rich to build that house he
made out of those materials, and he was in gamemode 1.

Author Rodneh Davis (17 days)
0:48 did anyone else see herobrine?

Author Krissy Miller (23 days)
Then your notva pro a big fat ugly noob

Author Madilyn Tomblin (27 days)
I really like this song but I'm a noob so it's kind of hurtful

Author BKGaming (25 days)
A make fun of noobs but now that you sead that I agree.

Author Kaspar Hintser (1 month)
0.48 wtf people is afk on vifeo ummmmmmmmmmm........... its music video its
not multyplayer video but i like this song ;D

Author MSP Allyistherocks5 (1 month)
i thought is said ''Slashing at all the whores'' xD villagers are whores?

Author Stan'z_Brickz (26 days)
Best mine craft music vid ever because it turns a noob into apro bro 😆

Author Tinkara Pintaric (1 month)
i relly hate sumeboddye say {hey noob you so stupid...} it's relly sad

Author ty tucker (2 months)
what you saw herobrine

Author cesar lezama (17 days)
at 0:48 see that person n the right

Author Logan Ferner (26 days)

Author Carson Abney (1 month)
Andrew he is a noob because he had to go into creative to get those things
he does not have a silk touch pic he had to go to creative to get up all
those emerald ore and juke boxes and things

Author Hernan Lopez (20 days)
I don't make fun of noobs😢

Author Richard Scott (1 month)
Lol this song is awesome I have it in my head all day at school and I'm
really a girl this is my dads account 

Author Dashie Baxter (11 days)

Author Sarah C (1 month)
i saw a guy at 0:48 who is he not the steve in front wtf
#random guy

Author Allen Mahanes (1 month)
lol sulfur dose't go in cake be leave me i <3 cake 

Author Madison Morris (1 month)
He's not a noob cuz he had diamonds in his house 

Author kirbys youtube channel (1 month)
so its ok if people call you a noob they are messing with you

Author Kennedy Jensen (26 days)
This video makes fun of me I'm a noon i m just
Building to fit in

Author TehTechiePlayz (29 days)
Whats the original song name? 

Author TheOwlsGaming FTW (1 month)
Well, the guy does help the "Noob"

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