"I'm a Noob" - Minecraft Parody (Music Video)

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Most nights, I stay up building awful structures.
Most people laugh as they see.
Most nights, I try to build an awesome castle.
Even creepers take pity.

But I try my best, I still build these awfully
I'm easily a professional noob.
I tried to bake a cake. It killed my girlfriend.
Sulfur doesn't go, in A cake.

This is it now, it is time. Time to fix this crime.
Why don't I break this down already?
I can't even build myself a house.
My girlfriends a zombie spouse.
I'm almost ready to just give in.

And there I see. A builder whose got years on me. He's making things out of redstone in seconds.

I aim to be. Like this guy whose a mystery. I gotta a train so I can be.. Be.. be..
Most nights, Ironically a pig will punch me.
Only to try steal my bacon
Most nights I'll stay up fixing all my structures.
So maybe the creepers will target me.

Then I see him coming, over the mountains.
I swear I could hear the angels, sing.
He brings a pickaxe, its made of diamonds.
Puts out his hand, and gives its to me.

I can see your having problems with your house.
Take some tips from me, and

Hey man, take this pick.
I can see your having your problems with all of this.
well the secret lies in more of this. (Diamonds)
Its shiny and it helps, how could it be better?
So head into the mines and be ready to hack.
Through all of the caves and mine shafts.
Cause from now on, I decree you hense be known.
As a minecraft pro so go and pawn.

And so now I'm running with diamond swords,
slashing at all the hordes.
I sit on my throne made of villagers.
I rule this world with all my might.
The creepers attack at night.
Right now, I know. I'm not a noob.

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Author LPS NightSkies (17 days)
This is sad, I don't make fun of noobs, I help them. I don't really like
this video, no ones a noob. They just are not as good as other players, I
don't make fun of noobs, and you guys shouldn't either....who agrees with
me? Well, there has to be someone that cares about people and noobs. At
least 1 person.

Author Andrew Nope (7 months)
he has a silk touch pick (thats how he has emerald and lapis ore), lapis,
emeralds, a music box, some end portal frames, some enchantment tables,
gold, an ender chest, and nether brick.

Author ghast girl (4 months)
maybe he was in creative when he had all that cool ores and stuff XD

Author Arslaan Mirza (6 days)
This song is wonderfull😍😍😭😭😭😪😪

Author Cerberus Jack (1 month)
lol just played the minecraft demo on pc, and i loved it! lol i hope to
get it soon, probally on the ps3 since my computer stinks XD ended up
making my base underground with alot of torches and doors it was so cool,
until after finding diamonds and redstone and gold, i got greedy and ended
up in lava and lost it all XD lmao cant wait to see what else minecraft has
in store for me ^^

Author dalmation black (1 month)
That guy isn't a noob. He has an enchantment table, and managed to get
himself a silk touch pick because his house has emerald and lapis ore.

Author Kaspar Hintser (19 hours)
0.48 wtf people is afk on vifeo ummmmmmmmmmm........... its music video its
not multyplayer video but i like this song ;D

Author ToastyWaffles (3 months)
who's that guy at 0:48 not the on the right side

Author troy Wheeler (27 days)
Oi I actually seen your offrr songs and they were pretty good so im sorry
about that comment I sent and keep up the good work

Author Sarah C (13 hours)
i saw a guy at 0:48 who is he not the steve in front wtf
#random guy

Author Derpninja (29 days)
How is he a noob? He had a girlfriend, (well then she died but that's
besides the point), you would have to be super rich to build that house he
made out of those materials, and he was in gamemode 1.

Author GappleTime (8 days)
How do you make cake?

Author Builderman Playz minecraft (8 days)
im such a nub but now im a pro i was training and now im a pro
but im still a nub aka nub means noob but i like being a nub even when
people call me that :3 so i like it

Author Tinkara Pintaric (2 days)
i relly hate sumeboddye say {hey noob you so stupid...} it's relly sad

Author Richard Scott (2 days)
Lol this song is awesome I have it in my head all day at school and I'm
really a girl this is my dads account 

Author Madison Morris (1 day)
He's not a noob cuz he had diamonds in his house 

Author Carson Abney (13 days)
Andrew he is a noob because he had to go into creative to get those things
he does not have a silk touch pic he had to go to creative to get up all
those emerald ore and juke boxes and things

Author Camryn Pearson (1 month)
Thos is cute because I like that u made lots of detals

Author ty tucker (21 day)
what you saw herobrine

Author the funny scrolls (17 days)
What is the real song ??? 

Author TheLinkGamer 2233 (2 days)
im a noob i dont even know how to sprint

Author Allen Mahanes (20 days)
lol sulfur dose't go in cake be leave me i <3 cake 

Author Gabriel Ferdinandsson (1 month)
I mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ade you wipe your screen.

Author jumping bean (26 days)
btw DeathRainerUniverse im sry about a while ago when I was calling u mean
stuff...I thought u were the one calling me a noob... plz forgive me

Author Juan Luna (24 days)
Lol me sayed "my GIRL feiend IS now a zombie" LOLOLOÑPLOLOLOlololol

Author HappyPepperDog (24 days)
The definition of noob is an expierienced player acting unexperienced

Author adriana fustino (22 days)
where is herobrine cant see him ill work it out see you later

Author The Extreme Builder (1 month)
This is a beautiful song. :)

Author Builderman Playz minecraft (8 days)
so its ok if people call you a noob they are messing with you

Author DrewPlays (18 days)
who sung it hes a has a really nice voice. Btw nice editing

Author Plugins Drop (7 days)
wtf he are creative nub lel

Author MCDaeo Da'Boss (4 days)
Would help I feel sad 

Author CappyxRodney Copperbottom (17 days)
Are The Minecraft and Steve Or Not :/

Author Kaitlyn Smith (1 month)
Meany Some People Just Are New YOUR MEAN!!!!!

Author StevenlyStevish (15 days)
Everyone is a true noob at heart!

Author Caron Jones-kizzie (26 days)

Author jendermanslayer (19 days)
Steve his old house is creative house

Author Sergio Macias (1 month)
How did he get the portal frames and emerald ores and other expensive

Author thecrazypenguin :D (16 days)
Real song is some nights 

Author Mars Trees (1 month)
The noobs use of creative mode is proved in this video and in my worlds on
the computer... 😊 I'm a noob still on that version the controls are more

Author Enderboy40 (1 month)
I tried to bake a cake it killed my girlfriend. Hahahahahaha!

Author katelynn ham (18 days)
yay the cake killed your girlfriend

Author the unknown player (25 days)
WTF I tried to make a cake and killed my girlfreind man you are weird

Author Joseph Berthiaume (19 days)
my brother is a noob i feel bad for him :c

Author Mania Scope (1 month)

Author Juan Luna (24 days)
Because right now I know am not a noob :D cool I like your new

Author Sarah C (13 hours)
i sees gay at 0:48

Author Alec Cornelio (21 day)
He doesn't look like a noob to me...

Author iEnderJayson TDA (1 month)
I like this real song more than the parody you made of it no offense but i
like EnderMan more than payphone

Author LoveChickadee (1 month)
its amasing how far a little help can go. .... am i right **(^_^)**

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