"I'm a Noob" - Minecraft Parody (Music Video)

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Most nights, I stay up building awful structures.
Most people laugh as they see.
Most nights, I try to build an awesome castle.
Even creepers take pity.

But I try my best, I still build these awfully
I'm easily a professional noob.
I tried to bake a cake. It killed my girlfriend.
Sulfur doesn't go, in A cake.

This is it now, it is time. Time to fix this crime.
Why don't I break this down already?
I can't even build myself a house.
My girlfriends a zombie spouse.
I'm almost ready to just give in.

And there I see. A builder whose got years on me. He's making things out of redstone in seconds.

I aim to be. Like this guy whose a mystery. I gotta a train so I can be.. Be.. be..
Most nights, Ironically a pig will punch me.
Only to try steal my bacon
Most nights I'll stay up fixing all my structures.
So maybe the creepers will target me.

Then I see him coming, over the mountains.
I swear I could hear the angels, sing.
He brings a pickaxe, its made of diamonds.
Puts out his hand, and gives its to me.

I can see your having problems with your house.
Take some tips from me, and

Hey man, take this pick.
I can see your having your problems with all of this.
well the secret lies in more of this. (Diamonds)
Its shiny and it helps, how could it be better?
So head into the mines and be ready to hack.
Through all of the caves and mine shafts.
Cause from now on, I decree you hense be known.
As a minecraft pro so go and pawn.

And so now I'm running with diamond swords,
slashing at all the hordes.
I sit on my throne made of villagers.
I rule this world with all my might.
The creepers attack at night.
Right now, I know. I'm not a noob.

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Author mgs2018Bloodknight (11 days)
been playing since alpha suck it skrubs >:3

Author K Gasimov (14 days)
Now i'm a minecraft pro, but i remember that feeling, when you play the
full version for the first time, and discover lots of stuff. That
feeling...a mix of excitement and look up everything on the wiki
or on youtube...i want that feeling back. I know almost everything about
minecraft, i'm good with redstone, i know how to find diamonds easily. I
remember how i discovered the pressure plate. I was making a path from my
(dirt) house-thingy to a ravine i found, with pressure plates, cuz' they
kinda look like those path thingy's right? Then i stepped on one of them,
and the door opened up. I was like : ERRMARRGURRD KILL IT WITH FIJAAAAH
WIIIIITCHCRAAAAAFTTT!! I want that feeling back. I love that feeling.

Author Cerberus Jack (3 months)
lol just played the minecraft demo on pc, and i loved it! lol i hope to
get it soon, probally on the ps3 since my computer stinks XD ended up
making my base underground with alot of torches and doors it was so cool,
until after finding diamonds and redstone and gold, i got greedy and ended
up in lava and lost it all XD lmao cant wait to see what else minecraft has
in store for me ^^

Author Derpninja (3 months)
How is he a noob? He had a girlfriend, (well then she died but that's
besides the point), you would have to be super rich to build that house he
made out of those materials, and he was in gamemode 1.

Author LPS NightSkies (2 months)
This is sad, I don't make fun of noobs, I help them. I don't really like
this video, no ones a noob. They just are not as good as other players, I
don't make fun of noobs, and you guys shouldn't either....who agrees with
me? Well, there has to be someone that cares about people and noobs. At
least 1 person.

Author PyroProtocol (3 days)
minecraft update 1.9 patch notes.
new tool-noobium pickaxe:
-ability to harvest end portal frames.
-only obtainable from loging in with new account
-has infinite uses
-is destroyed when dropped
Removed herobrine

end patch notes

Author Mason J. (7 days)
mabey hou he got the stuff is from a friend that he killed XD

Author ghast girl (6 months)
maybe he was in creative when he had all that cool ores and stuff XD

Author Scrappy Dominick (7 days)
Noobs are not awesome there just special

Author The Cool One Guy (1 month)
(LISTIN) Noobs Aren't Great But they're Awesome I Love This Video But I
Don't Make Fun Of Noobs I Love Noobs And They Rule At Playing Minecraft (

Author Alex The Gamer (25 days)
Guys I'm just saying here but the definition of noob is a person who is new
or doesn't know much about a game just saying 

Author Millwall Joe (7 months)

Author dalmation black (3 months)
That guy isn't a noob. He has an enchantment table, and managed to get
himself a silk touch pick because his house has emerald and lapis ore.

Author Bree Weaver (15 days)
I'm kinda waiting to hear no animals were harmed during the making of this

Author minergirl 106 (3 days)
I have this on my playlist i'm not ashamed and I'm proud to be *stands on
top of table* A NOOB!!!!

Author Maxjano Pawlowski (22 days)
One of my favourite minecraft songs!

Author David Meechan (14 hours)
How did he get a girlfriend if he is a noob

Author devon klotz (25 days)
It was sad. I like it. But I don't make fun of noods. No one is a nood.

Author rei Zel (22 days)
He Said He Tried His Best His A Believer

Author Hardcore fatty Madman (20 days)
This is sad how people making fun of noobs on minecraft has become so
popular on youtube. If anything you should help the noobs become good
instead of going like 'Oh I'm good at the game so I'll call him a noob and
make fun of him'.So don't make fun of noobs you might make them really
upset and they might quit the game just cause of you.

Author Scrappy Dominick (7 days)

Author shirina rong (3 days)
Does anyone notice the 'angel' is actually the 'guy that can make redstone
in seconds'?

Author Kathryn Baldwin (5 days)
Don't make fun of noons you where one two!!! So don't make fun or else 😠😤

Author Dylan Grzybowski (13 days)
Noobs are awesome. I <3 noobs. Plus i actually like those miss-match
houses. Weird i know. Thats just me.

Author billy comando (9 days)
Ok i don't make fun of noobs i have a friend thats a noob and he says
whenever he plays by himself he gets made fun of some people and i join him
and i ban them

Author Maxjano Pawlowski (22 days)
One of my favourite minecraft songs!

Author Jason Rae Punzalan (1 month)
What is the original song? It's not in the description

Author Joseph McInern (4 days)
Help out my channel by subscribing. 

Author Kennedy Jensen (1 month)
Never mind I did work on it And now I'm good at this

Author Scrappy Dominick (7 days)
;( I fell so bad for noobs

Author _InfinitePVP (1 day)
I'm the 10k comment!!

Author CARS PLAYS MC (22 days)
how is he a noob he has 2 enchantment tables end portal frames and a ender
chest I think he is just showing off his swag

Author LUX AXIUM (17 days)
If he's a noob how'd he get all the materials to make his house at the

Author Vic Eco (2 days)
Whats the real song?

Author Aquetizer - ROBLOX Videos! (8 days)
Laughing at all these autists right now, kek.

Author Dolores okabayashi (21 day)
But I am now a jr pro so I help others who r needing help

Author BubbleGum Puppy (17 days)
this is an awful song it doesnt even sound like the real song or even a
parody sorry but that the truth 

Author ExplodingCake (6 days)
Parody of Some Nights.

Author Gabriel Ferdinandsson (3 months)
I mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ade you wipe your screen.

Author Overkill Gaming (5 days)
LPS NightSkies: i agree 

Author Theminecraftcat (8 days)
wait creepers are supust to atake you {joke}

Author Hayden L. (1 month)
if he's a noob how did he get EMERALD ore for his house or an ENCHANTING

Author Mark Spatocco (10 days)
You know what you are really a noob

Author Joseph H. (2 days)
fuck your ass.

Author Geometry Dash Sdslayer100 (1 month)
Anyone else notice like Herobrine or something at 0:48 ?

Author Chin Fong Eng Chin (25 days)
Noobs are ok but i dont like derps and noobs to enter my house...

Author Jovert Sumagang (1 month)
Sometimes when you build bad structures that means you don't know how yet
but you will just keep on practicing and you'll get better at building a
castle,town and other cool stuff

Author Kathryn Baldwin (5 days)
And awesome video

Author Hardcore fatty Madman (28 days)
He had end portal frames , end chests , sponge , and emerald ore......

Author PickChickMC (2 months)
Lol this feels so old, like an old classic or something xP

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