"I'm a Noob" - Minecraft Parody of Fun's Some Nights (Music Video)

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Most nights, I stay up building awful structures.
Most people laugh as they see.
Most nights, I try to build an awesome castle.
Even creepers take pity.

But I try my best, I still build these awfully
I'm easily a professional noob.
I tried to bake a cake. It killed my girlfriend.
Sulfur doesn't go, in A cake.

This is it now, it is time. Time to fix this crime.
Why don't I break this down already?
I can't even build myself a house.
My girlfriends a zombie spouse.
I'm almost ready to just give in.

And there I see. A builder whose got years on me. He's making things out of redstone in seconds.

I aim to be. Like this guy whose a mystery. I gotta a train so I can be.. Be.. be..
Most nights, Ironically a pig will punch me.
Only to try steal my bacon
Most nights I'll stay up fixing all my structures.
So maybe the creepers will target me.

Then I see him coming, over the mountains.
I swear I could hear the angels, sing.
He brings a pickaxe, its made of diamonds.
Puts out his hand, and gives its to me.

I can see your having problems with your house.
Take some tips from me, and

Hey man, take this pick.
I can see your having your problems with all of this.
well the secret lies in more of this. (Diamonds)
Its shiny and it helps, how could it be better?
So head into the mines and be ready to hack.
Through all of the caves and mine shafts.
Cause from now on, I decree you hense be known.
As a minecraft pro so go and pawn.

And so now I'm running with diamond swords,
slashing at all the hordes.
I sit on my throne made of villagers.
I rule this world with all my might.
The creepers attack at night.
Right now, I know. I'm not a noob.

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Author jonemet17 (3 months)
Story of my life

Author Millwall Joe (15 days)

Author BraydenGamingNStuff (3 months)
He has emeralds, ender portal frames, tnt, lamps, gold blocks, jukeboxes,
sponge, pistons, and enchantment tables. Not a noob if you ask me. Just is
very wise with space, as he builds it out of tools.

Author Jason Pizarro (5 months)
wtf He's no noob how was he able to get endstone XD 

Author Dannyer0110 (1 month)
How is he a noob? He had gamemode 1

Author GunMLGK (5 months)
he had 2 get diamond to make an enchantment table so he no noob

Author Shadowgaming (8 months)
^ Bob has decided that nuclear
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Author Alexander Argyropoulos (4 months)

Author noire meyers (5 months)
The noob had a girlfriend lol

Author Gamer Jeff T. K. (4 months)

Author Jack J (4 months)
hes a better noob than I was
my first house (like I assume every1 elses ) was a 3x3 house then
10x5x3both of which were dirt

Author traxos eoc (3 months)
oh only if people actually would be that nice in reality, sad they are not

Author Andrew Nope (2 months)
he has a silk touch pick (thats how he has emerald and lapis ore), lapis,
emeralds, a music box, some end portal frames, some enchantment tables,
gold, an ender chest, and nether brick.

Author Trinity Gieger (1 month)
If he builds crap with ENDER CHESTS AND TNT he is not a noob

Author Ava Leeser (7 months)
His building had emerald which is hard to get so if he managed to get
emerald he must not be much of a noob

Author MinecraftLIKEABOSS (1 month)
This reminds me of when I started minecraft. I had SOME knowledge of the
game. At the start, I kept having to ask my friend the controls

Author Scamp Barnabas (4 months)
So I've been baking cake wrong the whole time?...

Author Call Me Jas (2 months)
So you can only have your own skin wen your not a noob anymore huh?

Author PIE Squad (1 month)
i was never a noob i dont know why...

Author BigPapaNutt (7 months)

Author Ryan Shah (8 months)
thats cool

Author Edgar David (6 months)

Author x Alt x Elite x (5 months)
Hmmm, the guy at the right of the screen at 00:48 must be curious of what's
under that ice

Author saff doyle (3 months)
00:47 herobrine on the right hand side in dah fog

Author Xander_The_Assassin (6 months)

Author Yacira Gomez (8 months)

Author Dmoney4u (7 months)
The lesson in all of this: If you're a noob, harass the admins and ops

Author Matthew Davis (3 months)
Like the song,
Favorite line:
"Sulphur.... DOESN'T Go.... In a caaaaake"

Author JT7570 (2 months)
Diamonds don't make you a pro.
(lol jk)

Author TheHawkGamer (2 months)
"He brings a pickaxe,
It's made of diamonds,
Puts out his hand,
And greifs me!"


Author GoldenMinecrafter (4 months)
When I was a noob, I watched SkyDoesMinecraft, TheSyndicateProject, and
Deadlox. I bought the game and thought
"Why would a game with NO man goal, NO action, and NO physics get this many
downloads?" But THEN, I saw a LOT more in this game than I thought. I was
HOOKED, man! I built a 16 x 16 mine and found 7 diamonds, then found 2
dogs, THEN l found 3 more diamonds, BUILT A MANSION with the 7 stacks of
wood planks l got from the trees. and THIS was the life.
But THEN you know what happened?
Creepers happened.
Now I always rename my OP swords "Creeper repellent" It kills creepers in
one hit.

Author Prof_Enderman -- Minecraft & Much More! (3 months)
He Isn't A Noob His House Is Made Of End Portal Frames XD

Author Alex and Mlp stories rule (3 months)
Awwww I love the skin Steve 

Author IV I (3 months)
its story on my first minecraft play i make a stubit

Author Dwayne Moseley (7 days)
How is he noob he had fairly good stuff

Author LegoKid2004 (7 days)
That's really good house there's emerald and enchantment tables in there

Author AranoixGaming (2 months)
Massive GIVEAWAY right now on our channel :) Go check out our latest video
on how to win some games :D

Author Akaza Uzumaki (12 days)
If only all players were this helpful.....

Author BAM Network (14 days)
Being A Noob Was The Best Part Of Minecraft. Sometimes I Just Wish I Was A
Noob Again. There Was So Many Memories That I Had When I Was A Noob. I
Wanna Be A Noob Again So Bad. :'(

Author ApolloWright573 (2 months)
I've gotten all that stuff that he had on the first "house" on survival,
except for emeralds because I prefer ps3 Minecraft.

Author Mocha CookieGaming (1 month)

Author Miku Lover (1 month)
1 week after buying minecraft: *Watches a minecraft lets play* FFS USE
GRAVEL STAIRS! D:< Or wait, can you even craft them..? OFC U CAN MAKE
GRAVEL STAIRS! D:< Oh god.. Whata noob I was xD Now I think Im a pro c: But
it takes some time, Ive been plating minecraft in 1-2 years or something...

Author Aeris Castro (1 month)
I gotta train so I can beeeeeeeee
(can beeeeeeeee)
(can beeeeee woah!)

Author flipsternip (6 months)
Noob: 14% Showoff: 3% Griefer: 10% Cheater: 9% Lagger: 150% xD

Author DarkBloxxorsGaming (3 months)

Author DonutzCrew (6 months)
we need more videos captain! please!

Author MovieMenno (1 month)
2:25 creative

Author Carlisle Vinuya (3 months)
the skin that steve changed into was my first skin I used.

Author Raysa G (1 month)
Sulfur does not go in cake XD

Author William Martin (2 months)
he is a noob#

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